5 for 1 Raw 3/27/17: Leave home

The Bad 4

Taker: What protects a tree? Roman: Bark! Where did the dog leave his bone? Taker: The ROOF!

The Undertaker vs. Roman Reigns: Dogfight

I’ve talked enough smack about this match, but boy howdy, that was rough.

Did The Undertaker just interrupt his own video promo to turn the arena lights on and off like an annoying little brother? Is Roman still promoting this match by being all “Whatever, bro.” about everything? The golden boy and the golden goose are being treated like regular eggs, and we get to see which one will slowly roll off the table first.

Wrestlemania season, bro.