5 Twists In Brock Lesnar's Draft Pick

#2 Both (Secretly)

How rad would it be if Brock got drafted to Raw, but then a “new” wrestler named Captain Smackdown showed up in Worcester, MA?

Complete with a lucha mask, light up boots like Naomi, a cape, and a bunch of squiggly permanent marker drawings over what look to be real tattoos. Obviously, this new rookie wrestler would almost have to go to the Blue side, because of his name and all.

Remember when Hogan did it with Mr. America and it was pretty dumb, then Bo Dallas did it with Mr. NXT and it was really funny? Brock doing the same thing just so he could collect two paychecks would be HYSTERICAL.

Or maybe The Beast throws on a dress, a wig, some poorly applied mascara, way too much lipstick, and goes by the name “Brooke Leaner” so he can wrestle in the Women’s division, too.

Bonus points if he grows his beard out again. His gimmick could be “Ballerina by day, Mercenary by night” and he would constantly be talking about Arabesque this and Pirouette that...his finishing move would be the F5 but it would be called Pas de DOOM!

Sign me up for either of these things happening. I’ll pay 30$ a month for the Network if we can get all three different versions of Brock in the company at the same time.

Wouldn’t you?