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#3 Pat Patterson vs. Gerald Brisco – Evening Gown Match - King Of The Ring 2000
There are bad matches, and then there’s this garbage. Two men in their fifties in drag fighting over the Hardcore Championship in a match where one wrestler has to strip the other.
The only good thing about this match was that it was short, lasting only three minutes. But those three minutes went by at a painfully-slow rate, thanks to the ‘action’ that was composed of some of the most unfunny and disturbing content WWE has ever produced.
There is not a single person on this planet other than Vince McMahon that thought people would be entertained by Pat Patterson hiking up his dress to reveal granny panties. Nor did they want to see Brisco hitting Patterson with a Bronco Buster. These are the kinds of things that turn people away in droves and make people that usually like wrestling HATE it.
Luckily for everyone, Crash Holly came down to end the match by hitting both Patterson and Brisco with a garbage can lid. And when he did, the crowd went absolutely nuts, giving him a better reaction than he ever got in his life. Not because he was some kind of great character; but because he brought a merciful end to this utter nightmare.
