4 – Kevin Owens
Kevin From The Canada is the current Universal Champion. He’s taken out all the best guys to get there, and he’ll do anything to stay at the top. He’s imposing, vicious, possibly sociopathic, and definitely smart as a whip. I’m not sure Brock can do even basic math, but he only has to know how to count to 3.
Come to think of it, he can probably count to at least 4 because that’s how many things he has listed to-do list shirts. I’m also pretty sure he could eat KO in lesser bites than that because on a recent tour of Jimmy John’s Gourmet Sky Compound I saw scientists working on a CM Punk-sized sandwich. Brock showed up and ate it like a duck. True story!
The odds aren’t tipped in favor of Kevin, but he does have the capability and he’s known for proving naysayers wrong. I think the only way Brock doesn’t win though, is if Owens just keeps squirreling his way out of even being in the same room as Brock, for months on end, thus leading to Brock getting bored and going back home in his Brock-jet to the country of Brockanada where he will have many children named James or John. Even the girls. He’s a big George Foreman fan and he puts his sandwiches on the grill and everything.
