What was relevant the last time Kurt Angle was in the WWE?

At the movies

The pinnacle of film. Studios just stopped trying after this.

John Cena was breaking in The Miz’s acting roles.

There were snakes loose on planes and ladies stuck in the water.

People still liked Mel Gibson, for the most part.

Beerfest documented the perils of competitive drinking.

American audiences were introduced to Kazakhstani heartthrob, Borat. MY WIFE!

A folk band named The Devil Wears Prada released what I can only assume was a concert film.

Marky Mark was Invincible.

The Mission: Impossible movies were still being named with numbers and Star Wars was still just a thing that George Lucas messed up.

Tom Cruise went creepin’ at the creek and married Katie Holmes and made a Suri.

Larry The Cable Guy was inspecting health.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre legacy was being spat on.

Ben Stiller was having sleepovers in museums.

Grandma’s Boy was awarded Movie Of The Year by me.

And that's everything! Things sure have changed since Kurt Angle wrestled under WWE. To be fair, a lot’s changed since Asuka won the NXT Women’s Championship, but, you know..

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