Looking Back At Monday Night RAW March 3rd, 1997

Meanwhile, Bret Hart poses a threat to David Hasselhoff's popularity in Germany...
Meanwhile, Bret Hart poses a threat to David Hasselhoff's insane popularity in Germany...

Psycho Sid Poses Like A Messed Up Snapchat Filter & Ahmed Johnson Invents A New Language

Reminds me of a 2018 Horror Movie Titled
Reminds me of a 2018 Horror Movie Titled "Truth Or Dare"

It’s time for a Psycho Sid promo!

“Listen to me Mankind, I can hear you versed up on your German language! But what you should’ve done…you should’ve gotten ready for the game. ‘Cause the game we play is simple! Two men enter & one man survives!”

He goes on to say that Mankind will just be another symbol on the Road to WrestleMania 13 because Sid is currently the master & ruler of the world.

But it is what happens next that kept many viewers awake for several nights. Sid laughs maniacally in the end, & flashes a creepy smile that looks like a messed up Snapchat filter right out of a 2018 Horror movie titled “Truth or Dare” (As seen in the picture above).

They totally ripped him off, didn’t they?

Later, Ahmed Johnson comes out to the ring. He is here to respond to Farooq’s Street Fight challenge for WrestleMania 13.

Ahmed Johnson's linguistic ability is off the charts...
Ahmed Johnson's linguistic ability is off the charts...

Ahmed should’ve taken notes from Steve Austin here. Why? Well, because Austin is going to cut one hell of a promo later on, but he didn’t come all the way over to Germany in order to do that.

A German ring announcer is going to be translating Ahmed’s words for the audience. Viewers over in the USA need some translation too! Ahmed’s way of English Speech is one of a kind.

Here is me paraphrasing how Ahmed accepted Farooq’s challenge—

“Faroo? You wannoostree fight? Okha, we stree fight. I’ll come! But I won’t comb myself.”

How in the bloody Bratwurst do you translate that into German?

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