#2 Prepare breakfast for one
Now, keep in mind this does not include time spent eating breakfast, just getting ready for it. You’ll have to schedule your own eating time outside of a 2-move main event.
Breakfast can mean a lot of different things to different people, especially here in America. Some have four courses overflowing with multi-grain toast, extinction-level meats, bald eagle eggs, rare fruit juices picked and squeezed by cosplay professionals, Chobani yoghurt, the works. We call those people “Ashton Kutcher," and that takes forever to make.
Others, like Skeet Ulrich, eat garbage breakfasts, which generally consist of an untoasted Pop Tart and a cigarette. Sure that takes under 90 seconds to prepare, but it would be incredibly irresponsible as a pro wrestling writer to recommend such vapid nutrition.
So let’s stick to quick foods that won’t make you look and feel like Jake Roberts, circa Beyond The Mat. How about an orange? Sometimes they’re a little tricky to get started but once you get it going you can have it fully peeled in about a minute.
Or maybe a bowl of cereal. Assuming you can find a bowl and spoon, and already have milk and a box of your favourite cereal. Mine’s Kix, because that’s also the name of my favourite band. You can get all this done and still have time to search the box for a toy and start the maze on the back.
If you have bread, you’re in luck! In under a minute and a half, you can have a lightly toasted meal with no butter.
