Satire: Things you can do during a Goldberg vs. Brock Lesnar match, and things you can't

#3 Set up action dolls (male)

It takes practice to make Ambrose and Ryder look this good, but it is possible

Posing WWE doll figures is super fun because you can imagine still-life plastic to come alive in your brain! Sometimes I like to take Razor Ramon and have him get punched in the lower back by Goldust or manoeuvre Mark Henry into a 5-star frog splash onto an unsuspecting Glo-in-the-Dark Stardust, but you can really let your mind go wild if you want.

I’ve heard of rumours that one man is making his Cesaro lose to his Rock in some sort of underground bunker. If that’s true, and God help us all if it is, then it just proves that anything is possible.

But my point is this: It’s not always easy to pose your toys in exactly the way you want them. If you also have an irresponsible amount of tiny WWE Superstars, you know sometimes they just refuse to stand up properly. Sometimes it takes a little time. A little finesse. A little TLC.

Online reports say Apollo Crews is the easiest to stand but I don’t know, I’ve never seen one. You can absolutely set up a basic scenario to re-enact your favourite...uh...injury promo? Whatever, it’s possible. I ran a test. The problem is, it’s not always possible…