Too Much Horror Business
For a legally deceased dude, The Undertaker keeps darn busy.
He has numerous businesses and extracurricular activities to keep himself occupied, during his off-season (May through February, usually). He’s got four kids so a lot of time is dedicated to grooming them to be an unholy army who will eventually avenge his death.
He spends time with his cool third wife by day tripping around Texas, visiting ghost towns and abandoned churches. He stops by Dippin’ Dots at least once a week.
UT isn’t the type of guy that just hangs out and does The Upside Down touristy stuff. Nah, he does a business, too.
He invested in real estate and construction on property in Loveland, Colorado, which I’m guessing was named in a similar fashion as Greenland. Taker and his partner, Scott Everhart, built The Calahart Building, a 2.7 mil office building. I hear it’s got a great location. Probably near a Dippin’ Dots.
Takesy Wakesy, also has a gift for bottling lightning, how else do you explain the popularity of an evil wizard zombie AND a Kid Rock lovin’ motorcycle enthusiast?
Not to mention all that actual lightning. Well, he decided to try and parlay that success into new success. Using his bottling skills, he set up a bottling plant in a bombed out airplane hangar that used to double as serial killer credit union, of sorts.
Here he bottled beer, pickles, high-end shampoos, kidney stones, mustard, and for a brief period a soda, with those floating candy things in them called Suspension. That was quickly shut down due to a cease and desist order from Orbitz, and the plant was eventually shut down by the inspector. Something about low-grade mustard seeds.
