Running for funsies
Running isn’t fun. Anyone who tells you differently is lying. But I guess it’s good for your health and crap, so professional athletes sometimes do it. Sometimes old men who hate going out into public get tricked by their significant other to do it, because they just got a cute little jogging outfit and they want to show it off AND spend a day together.
I don’t know. I don’t even like WALKING to help raise money to fight a disease that my wife actually has, so running isn’t even on my radar.
But The Undertaker did it. More than once, even.
His wife Michelle McCool is into doing “family” stuff. That means no satan stuff on the weekends. Her idea of fun is running, which sounds super demonic to me but whatever. Taker loves his third wife the most, so he goes along, sometimes with Mark Henry, obviously, so he’s not the last WWE Superstar to cross the finish line.