“Roses are red, violets are you need your eyes fixed”
Best part of the episode time! Maryse sends Miz a “sext” because that’s what adults do when they’re not together for more than 45 minutes. What she failed to notice, and what Miz had to point out because he has working vision, is that she sent it in a group text.
Probably to Renee and maybe to Dolph Ziggler. Definitely to Zack Ryder, which is hysterical to me. Miz wins the eye laser argument completely by accident because when your wife is better looking than you, that’s the only way you can win.
When Renee and Trinity get back to the house they’re sharing with Lana and Rusev, they wake Lana up from having too much fun, so Lana threatens to call the police on them. She also attacks Renee for being too needy, which is odd coming from someone who is treating every moment like it’s her honeymoon.
Trinity forcibly retires Lana back to bed because nobody messes with Trinity’s fun.
In the morning, Lana decides friends are stupid and Rusev is enough for her. Rusev loves Lana, but even he hates the idea of himself being his wife’s only friend, so he’s pushing for reconciliation, as fast as possible.
To wrap up the episode, Lana, Rusev, Renee, and Trinity do adorable charity work, and Lana apologises to Renee for being mean, realising that she just misses her friends now that they’re on separate shows. Except for this one, I guess.
Maryse finally caves and gets Lasik eye surgery so she doesn’t group sext anymore. Miz continues to smile because he won an argument for once. Brie and Nikki are probably off planning on how to hijack next week’s episode.
Send us news tips at [email protected]
A WWE Hall of Famer called out AEW fans HERE
