Who will be a WWE champion in 2017?
In the year 2016 I predict our future champions for the year 2017. I have yet to be proven wrong.
So, we’re like what, three quarters of the way through 2016? That was quicker than a mule riding a jet engine sled down the Olympus Mons with a very aerodynamic helmet. If you know a lot about the Olympus Mons you know that that wouldn’t be that fast, as the slopes are very shallow being a shield volcano and all.
But you don’t need to know very much about jet engines to know they are super fast. And if you take into account the vehicle of a sled vs the severe lack of snow…(Editor’s note: Graham went on for a while here, making little sense, but the gist of it was “2016 went by fairly fast, but not realllly fast.”)
So let us look to the future, while all the other civilians are scrambling to put together their year end Best-Of lists out in time for Halloween, and examine who should wear WWE gold by December 31st, 2017 or at least sometime next year.
Currently we have Kevin Owens as the Universal Champion, New Day as the Raw Tag Team Champions, Charlotte has the Raw Women’s Championship, Rusev wears the United States Championship, AJ has freshly acquired the WWE World Championship, The Miz is holding strong with the Intercontinental Championship and Becky Lynch and Rhyno & Slater are the first Smackdown Women’s and Tag Team champions, respectively.
That’s all well and good, but here is who I would like to see get some belt action and why they deserve to be called the best in their division.