Who will be a WWE champion in 2017?

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Bray needs to use his lantern to light a fire under himself.

Bray Wyatt - Intercontinental Championship

Some of you might be saying out loud to nobody “why not the WWE World CHampionship?” and I’ll tell you. No no no, come back, hear me out…

Bray Wyatt is in danger of becoming the biggest missed opportunity in the history of WWE. He’s gold on mic, a tank in the ring, and wholly original in everything else he does. But he never wins, and if he does, it’s not important, he gets trounced in the rematches, or we just straight up forget.

Seriously, how did Kane and Undertaker escape their kidnappings? How did Xavier Woods pull himself out from under his mind control? His last single win was against Xavier Woods in July. Then...nothing. He’s so ineffectual he might as well be a Point Break remake.

He’s steadfast in his opinion that championships don’t matter, but, um, yeah dude, they kinda do.

It’s kind of the entire point to your profession. But I also kind of see what he’s getting at and it could be cool if he did it right. I’d like to see Luke Harper and Erick Rowan get the Tag belts and have Bray swipe the IC belt, then have the Family turn their sites on the World Champ.

Notice I said “champion” and not “championship.” Take out whoever’s at the top, kidnap them FOR REALSIES, dispose of them AND the belt, then sit upon your rocking throne and rule over the Smackdown Live peasants!

Thus proving that the most important title is useless, but keeping the rest for him and his family. And let’s get a Sister Abigail in there to infect the Women’s Division, while we’re at it.

A WWE Hall of Famer called out AEW fans HERE

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