Who will be a WWE champion in 2017?

The Future is now! Or next year, at the latest.
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Baron Corbin and Apollo Crews - Smackdown Tag Team Champions

One of them is an extremely athletic flippity do guy who can’t stop smiling or spelling, the other is a part wolf (?) brawler who can’t stop brooding and may or may not know how to spell. I have no evidence either way. Together they’re the classic Odd Couple!

Their team name could be Wolf Crew or Silent But Smiley or The CC Devilles or Nailbomb (I just like the name “Nailbomb.” Great metal band).

Bottom line is, these two guys both need direction and making them a risible mixmatch that could actually get the job done would be a great way to showcase their legit skills.

Give me the apprehensively lighthearted side of Corbin, show me that opposites attract, let me see ANYTHING from Crews besides his teeth. WWE loves cornball teams and so do I.

Alright, that’s what I got for next year. Envision the future, look to the skies, be the ball. Or Tony Coupons will call you names like a sled-ridin’, planet-hoppin’, science-rocketeerin’ government shaped mule. Not me, I’m a nice guy, but T-Coups can be a real Corbin sometimes.