WWE RAW Results, Live Updates, Highlights & Commentary online from Monday Night RAW before TLC 2019 (9th December 2019)

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WWE RAW Results December 9th, 2019: Winners, Grades, Video Highlights for latest Monday Night RAW

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— Alfred Konuwa (@ThisIsNasty) December 10, 2019

Drew McIntyre defeated Matt Hardy
Raw Tag Champs The Viking Raiders defeats The Street Profits in an open challenge title match
Aleister Black defeated Akira Tozawa
Humberto Carrillo defeated Andrade
Buddy Murphy defeated Zack Ryder
Becky Lynch defeated The Kabuki Warriors by DQ
US Champion Rey Mysterio defeated AJ Styles

Let's get you fine people a match listing... One mo'....

So, that was your Raw! All and all, not a bad show. I'm not exactly wringing my hands excited for TLC this Sunday, but I'm not dreading it, either.

Glowing praise, I know.

AJ with the Styles Clash!

Orton hits the ring! But doesn't... do anything... but wink?

Again, enough of a distraction for Rey to small package him up and get the win!

RESULT: Rey Mysterio defeats AJ Styles

Rey has AJ on the ropes for the 619!

Anderson and Gallows block it and Rey kicks them out of the way!

it's enough of a distraction for AJ to nail him with a backbreaker.

Behold the #SunsetFlipWallBomb, as named by @SamoaJoe.#RAW #USTitle @reymysterio pic.twitter.com/Wsdw7TzN8D
— WWE (@WWE) December 10, 2019

Aj is now on the floor and Rey leaps through the ropes and nails him with a sunset flip powerbomb into the security railing.

There's probably a name for that?

Back from break and AJ still has the advantage in the match. Rey's now on the arena floor, with Anderson and Gallows stalking him like hyenas.

Rey makes it back in before the 10-count.

On a side note, I wish Doctor Strange had used the line "I didn't go to four years of Strange Medical School to be MISTER Strange" in his movie...

Watch your back, @reymysterio...

The BEST tag team in the 🌎 is here to watch @AJStylesOrg's back.#RAW #USTitle @LukeGallowsWWE @KarlAndersonWWE pic.twitter.com/okxZpPSyp7
— WWE Universe (@WWEUniverse) December 10, 2019

THING. OF. BEAUTY.#RAW #USTitle @reymysterio pic.twitter.com/5VlxQuwjZD
— WWE (@WWE) December 10, 2019

Looks like Anderson and Gallows are heading to the ring, which is enough of a distraction that AJ is able to slam Rey so hard into the ring post that it sends the show into commercial.

Man, I love that joke.

Both of these guys are as old as I am and I'm lucky if I can walk to my car without tripping over a sidewalk crack, much less do a springboard moonsault.

If you think I'm going to be able to keep up with an AJ Styles/Rey Mysterio match, you give me way more credit than I do to myself.

Rey looks like a normal short guy next to AJ as opposed to a really short guy.

Action figure found. Match begins.

It's @reymysterio vs. @AJStylesOrg with the #USTitle on the line, and it's UP NEXT on Monday Night #RAW! pic.twitter.com/V58TlErBMr
— WWE (@WWE) December 10, 2019

Both AJ Styles and Rey Mysterio make their entrances for their US Championship match, as Raw heads to a commercial and I run upstairs to help my daughter find her Finn Balor action figure she refuses to go to bed without.

I feel like Monday After Weekend Update was written by Colin Jost and Michael Che, but they gave The Street Profits their worst jokes to make sure their jobs were safe. #RAW
— Alfred Konuwa (@ThisIsNasty) December 10, 2019

Welcome to the MONDAY AFTER #WeekendUpdate with @AngeloDawkins & @MontezFordWWE! #RAW

cc: @ColinJost pic.twitter.com/pm8ZT0zQZP
— WWE Universe (@WWEUniverse) December 10, 2019

"Monday After Weekend Update" with the Street Profits. A SNL Weekend Update parody.

It's as hilarious as you think it is.

Did @WWEAsuka & @KairiSaneWWE just challenge @BeckyLynchWWE & @MsCharlotteWWE to challenge THEM for their @WWE #WomensTagTitles at #WWETLC?! #RAW pic.twitter.com/1A82leRUMe
— WWE (@WWE) December 10, 2019

Asuka tells Becky and Charlotte that they challenge them to challenge them to a match on Sunday.

I think that made sense.

This match has been stopped. @ERICKROWAN is IRATE. #RAW pic.twitter.com/0EvpTWy9QV
— WWE (@WWE) December 10, 2019

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?! #RAW @ERICKROWAN pic.twitter.com/tYnZuEUeUi
— WWE Universe (@WWEUniverse) December 10, 2019

.@WWEAsuka and @KairiSaneWWE aren't finished with Charlotte! pic.twitter.com/kswnKCtrGE
— TDE Wrestling (@tde_wrestling) December 10, 2019

If Seth and AOP crack out the bulletproof vests, they could call themselves "The New Shield" for some nuclear heat.#RAW pic.twitter.com/qtFn7zxiiu
— Gary Cassidy (@consciousgary) December 10, 2019

The OC is backstage, talking smack about the Viking Raiders.

AJ follows that up with smack talk about Rey Mysterio and then threatens Randy Orton with a career-ending beating if he interferes in Styles' match.

😱 INSANE ELBOW INDEED 😱@KairiSaneWWE & @WWEAsuka have laid WASTE to @BeckyLynchWWE! #RAW pic.twitter.com/LNP2q8FmWO
— WWE (@WWE) December 10, 2019

INSANE ELBOW THROUGH THE TABLE ON LYNCH!

ouch.

The champs have Becky on a table outside of the ring

Asuka nails Becky with a chair and gets her team DQ'd.

RESULT: Becky Lynch defeats The Kabuki Warriors

Lynch with the Dis-Arm-Her! But Asuka pulls her partner out of the ring in time.

Kairi with the Insane Elbow, but Lynch gets her leg up!

Doomsday Device-like move by the Warriors but STILL only get a count of two!

Sane tries to keep Lynch from getting in the ring to beat the 10-count, but The Man breaks free just in time.

Asuka with a running knee, but only gets a 2.

Lynch with a second rope legdrop THAT MISSES and Asuka has the Asuka Lock (or, as she calls it, the Me Lock) on her. Becky reverses!

But Kairi breaks it up.

Lynch goes to the top rope, but Sane tosses her to the mat after a distraction by Asuka

Scorpion Death Drop/DDT combo on the Warriors by Lynch, but still only gets a 2-count out of it.

There is a LOT of FIGHT in #TheMan.#RAW @BeckyLynchWWE pic.twitter.com/vZ5ddCW7Fp
— WWE Universe (@WWEUniverse) December 10, 2019

We come back from break and, SHOCKINGLY, the Kabuki Warrior and their 2-on-1 advantage have the, er.... you know... advantage.

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Their music sounds like the theme song to a Bond film set in Japan.

I know there was already a Bond film set in Japan. Shut up.

DANGEROUS.#RAW @WWEAsuka @KairiSaneWWE pic.twitter.com/KhfPl3sPmd
— WWE Universe (@WWEUniverse) December 10, 2019

The WWE Women's Tag Team Champions The Kabuki Warriors - along with their dang awesome new theme music - make their own entrance, as well.

Bear witness to #TheMan.#RAW #WomensChampion @BeckyLynchWWE is looking to do what @MsCharlotteWWE could NOT do last week! pic.twitter.com/LDq09ioiUm
— WWE (@WWE) December 10, 2019