#3 Family
When I say “family” I really mean Total Divas/Bellas.
Maybe John is going to finally settle down with Nikki Bella and start a family, or maybe he’s married to the mat. Either way, I do know it’s going to be televised on the E! channel and The Network.
The King Of Making Wishes may very well start his own Mini-Cena Brigade of John Jrs. and Cenettes, poised to take over the world – possibly while running a campaign for President Of The United States of America against The Rock in 2020.
Thrice In A Lifetime!
And let’s be honest, his blood family and Bella family probably don’t want him bouncing his noggin off the floor too much longer.
He still seems to have his faculties about him so his loved ones are probably pressuring him to stay home more often.
A wonky Cena is probably no fun. His eyes swirling like a kaleidoscope with late 80s video game colors, cutting nonsensical promos on unsuspecting neighbors and houseplants, constantly trying to prescribe medicine to his friends because he thinks he’s a real doctor...Nobody wants a sad, loopy Cena in their lives.
So maybe scaling back the in-ring action and concentrating on family-friendly world domination is a good idea in the long run.
Teddy Long snaps when Swerve Strickland's race is brought up HERE
