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I am not particularly invested in storylines when watching WWE as long as two wrestlers are delivering in the ring. Yes, it is highly recommended to have a storyline when two superstars are wrestling inside the ring, because it doesn't make sense when two superstars are just fighting for no reason.
But these reasons can sometimes become so absurd that it is confusing why the superstars were pitted against each other in the first place.
The most recent example was Bobby Lashley's feud with Sami Zayn, and there are so many other feuds had storylines that were totally absurd and did not make any sense.
These kinds of storylines even after involving great superstars only make the matches uninteresting. Today, we take a look at the 5 super weird storylines WWE would probably want you to forget about.
Rey Mysterio vs Eddie Guerrero
This is my favorite storyline that featured two of the top stars of WWE in a very absurd feud. Rey Mysterio and Eddie Guerero found themselves fighting for the custody of their son, Dominic. When Rey Mysterio found out that Dominick's real father was actually Eddie Guerrero, this bad blood feud took another level.
WWE booked both the wrestlers in ladder match. The catch here was, the first wrestler to use the ladder to get the briefcase which had the papers would get the custody of Dominick. The feud ended with Rey Mysterio defeating Eddie Guerero in the custody-papers match after Eddie's wife turned on his on-screen husband and helped Rey get the papers.
This story was definitely really absurd, as court proceedings were sorted out in a ladder's match with papers inside a briefcase. This storyline still remains as one of the weirdest storylines in WWE's history involving two of the greatest wrestlers of all time.
Shane McMahon and Vince McMahon vs Shawn Michaels and "God"
Yes, you heard it right. At Backslash 2006, Shane McMahon and Vince McMahon took on Shawn Michaels and God. After the WrestleMania event, Vince explained Michaels's victory as an "Act of God," and potentially setting up a match between Shane and Vince vs Michaels and God.
In the match, God was portrayed by the stage's spotlight. This storyline was really weird. And the best part was that Shane McMahon and Vince McMahon ended up defeating Shawn Michaels and "God."
Beat Down The Undertaker
Muhammed Hassan was already a very absurd parody of Muslims. What was weird about this particular group was they were praying to Allah before every match. It got weirder when just days after London Attacks, WWE capitalized on the whole incident by sending a masked man to help Muhammad Hassan beat down The Undertaker. Weird?
The Demon Kid
Imagine this: Kane kidnapped Lita and convinced her to have sex with him so Kane could have a demon baby. Kane did this so he could interfere in Lita's love for Matt Hardy. Lita did get pregnant but the storyline ended on a rather sour note when Snitsky knocked Kane into her, causing a miscarriage.
Giving birth to a hand
During Mark Henry's "Sexual Chocolate" gimmick, mark Henry impregnated then 77-year-old Mae Young. In the 2000's, as part of the storyline, Mae Young gave birth to a rubber hand. I literally have no words about this storyline.
