3: He lost a match to Kevin Federline
Think of the illustrious and tiny list of names that have beaten John Cena – Kurt Angle, Brock Lesnar, Triple H and The Rock amongst others – and add to that list Kevin Federline.
Kevin who? Well, the Kevin Federline of Britney Spears fame, that’s who. During the mid-to-end 2000’s Raw became a place for B-grade celebrities to promote and shill their movies. There were real stars like Seth Green and Ken Jeong on occasion, there were also people like Kevin Federline on – the same Kevin Federline who’s most famous for being married to Britney Spears at one point.
Federline was on WWE Raw for a brief period in 2006 to promote his terrible rap album Playing With Fire and somehow ended up in a mini-feud with none other than John Cena. Federline even got himself into a one-on-one match with John Cena in 2007 and even beat him (so Kevin Federline can beat Cena but The Nexus needs to get buried?). The win was nowhere near clean but still, he lost to Kevin freaking Federline. No wonder I stopped watching WWE soon after.
