5 ways the Bray Wyatt/Sister Abigail story can get even stranger

Bray Wyatt and Finn Balor have been scrapping for a very long time. Recently things took a very strange turn when Wyatt announced that Sister Abigail was alive. Wyatt later revealed Sister Abigail was living in him as he transformed into his former teacher for an extremely creepy promo on Raw.

Where WWE is going with this is beyond anyone's guess, but it's sure fun to let your mind wander. Here are five ideas that might just be too crazy on WWE television, but it doesn't make them any less hilarious and/or awesome to imagine them taking place.

After all, we've gotten to the point where Sister Abagail is living in Bray himself, so where else is there to go from here?

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#1 Welcome to the new Women's Division

Move this feud to the Women's Division

Bray is now housing the soul of Sister Abigail. What if he starts calling himself Sister Abigail all the time? He could wear a dress and identify as a female.

Kurt Angle would be forced to do the responsible thing in this modern-day corporate WWE when he will have to make the required decisions due to WWE's strict policy regarding intergender matches and male on female violence this match cannot happen. But if Finn Balor were willing to identify as a female then they could have a match in the Raw Women's Division.

This might sound absurd, but never put it past WWE who is looking to strengthen their relationship with the LGBTQA community. It could bring the topic of gender identity into the WWE Universe and spark an important discussion.

This storyline might also allow for an old-school evening gown match between Fiona Balor and Sister Abigail which would be fun too.

#2 Female Bray Wyatt

Bray Wyatt's soul has to go somewhere

Bray Wyatt's body is currently being taken up by Sister Abigail's soul. As time goes on Bray Wyatt's body could be used as a vessel for the departed Sister Abigail so much the Eater Of World's soul might need somewhere to go. What if Wyatt's loose soul wandering around the grand consciousness of the universe happens to land in an NXT Superstar's body?

Let's just say Ruby Riot is the lucky recipient for Bray Wyatt's soul? I don't know because she has tattoos too and is one of the many females in NXT ready for a main roster call-up. Riot could emerge in the midst of this storyline and really shake things up. She could even study Wyatt's speech patterns and mannerisms to recreate some of the mystique in his promos.

It would certainly be an interesting way to introduce someone like Ruby Riot to the main roster. After Wyatt's soul departs from her body she could return to being her awesome self and have even more of an interesting aspect to her character.

#3 Holographic battle

Let's try a hologram part two

We live in 2017 where a holographic Tupac can still show up to rap with a real-life Snoop Dogg on a stage in front of thousands of people. At this point, WWE could certainly utilize this technology and just simulate a holographic dream match like The Rock vs Andre The Giant.

In the middle of a big pay-per-view match is never a good time for the lights to go out but it seems to happen all the time to Bray Wyatt. What if the lights go out during a PPV match between Wyatt and Balor and when they come back on, Bray is just standing in the middle of the ring? Balor could run at Wyatt but instead of taking off his head with a shotgun dropkick, the first-ever Universal Champion goes through his opponent, literally.

The Bray Wyatt in the ring could only be a hologram allowing the real Eater Of Worlds to jump up, hit a Sister Abigail and snag a surprise pinfall. Yeah, they've already tried this one against Dean Ambrose in a Hell In A Cell match, but maybe they'll be able to iron out all the wrinkles the second time around. Besides, that happened in 2014 and that was forever ago when you're talking about WWE.

#4 Hell in a Cell match

Things could really heat up

This feud between Finn Balor and Bray Wyatt has gone through a couple of transitions at this point and it looks like everything could be leading to a big blow-off match. However, instead of a normal Hell In A Cell match or a House Of Horrors match, WWE could create a new incarnation.

The bitterness and fury between these two WWE Superstars could end with a Hell In A Hell match. So, what is a Hell In A Hell match you might ask? It would be an inferno match inside a Hell In A Cell. Seems fun, right?

Of course, there's little Balor or Wyatt would get out of the inferno in order to fight in the space between the cell and the ring. That and it would probably be too hot in the first place. But those are semantics and it's all about the visual after all. Therefore, if they can find a Fire Marshal who will let them do it, don't be too surprised to see some incarnation of a Hell In A Hell match soon enough.

#1 Bo Dallas stops the madness

What is Bo Dallas showed up to flip the script?

What if this feud gets so ridiculous that after a series of zany twists and turns which resembles a Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote cartoon someone who knows Bray Wyatt well can't take enough of it.

Although, Bo Dallas is Bray Wyatt's real-life brother, it's never been mentioned on television. Some fans have wondered if WWE would ever get the Rotunda Brothers together on television and this would be a great chance for that to happen.

As one more layer of goofiness is added to this feud where Bray Wyatt casts the soul of a sheep into Finn Balor or something like that the lights could go dark. A spotlight would then shine on the stage and Bo Dallas would emerge with a microphone yelling, "Windham, what are you doing?!" (In case you didn't know Bray Wyatt's real name is Windham Lawrence Rotunda.)

Wyatt would stop what he was doing and look at his real-life brother and say, "I have no idea, Taylor." (Bo Dallas' real name is Taylor Michael Rotunda)

After the two Rotunda Brothers looked at each other for a second and Finn Balor leaves the ring somehow free of the sheep soul which used to inhabit him. Then Bray could just leave the ring and walk off with his brother.

After this, they would be known as their real names Windham and Taylor and the Rotunda Brothers would be a tag team worth paying attention to.

An ending like this would be surreal and totally breach the 4th wall to reveal the fact that these guys realize it's all ridiculous if it got to some plateau of zaniness. But hasn't the entire Bray Wyatt story been like some grand surreal adventure in the first place? For crying out loud he turned the ring at WrestleMania 33 into worms and cockroaches.

Having Wyatt totally break kayfabe and just walk off to form a new team with his brother would not only provide a new chapter in Bray Wyatt's career but also revitalize Bo Dallas in amazing ways. They've already tagged together before so it wouldn't be a foreign concept to them either.

Of course, it could also have negative ramifications on the business as a whole where people will start to poke even more holes in the logic behind WWE storylines. So it might be a good idea to just forget this one.