Getting Ready to Rumble - Potential 2019 Royal Rumble Winners: Curt Hawkins

Time to Face The Facts
Time to Face The Facts

The Case Against Curt Hawkins Winning The 2019 Royal Rumble Match

Probably Not Going To Win
Probably Not Going To Win

There is a fatal flaw in the premise that Curt Hawkins is going to win the men's 2019 Royal Rumble match. A fly in the ointment. A monkey wrench in the works. An unavoidable glitch. An insurmountable obstacle. This is Curt Hawkins we are talking about.

The guy has lost over 240 matches in a row. The last time he won a match in the WWE was November 8, 2016. That is two years, 2 months, and 8 days ago. Or to put it another way, 799 days.

I would normally say that anything is possible in the WWE. I would point out that stranger things have happened. But I cannot do that.

Nothing stranger has ever happened, and this is as close to impossible as you get in the WWE. The sentence 'Curt Hawkins won' is dangerously close to becoming an oxymoron.

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