How To Make Friends And Turn John Cena Heel

War On Women

Only a true heel would wear the championship belts like a necklace

Step 1: Break up with Nikki Bella

Step 2: Cavort with a slew of Hollywood B-listers

Step 3: Mock his conquests publicly, extra points for bad photoshop pictures of them on the Titantron

Step 4: NEVER WEAR PINK. Not even during October

Step 5: Befriend Tyler Breeze and talk about all the uggos in the audience that night

Step 6: Win the Smackdown Women’s Championship

Step 7: Burn the Smackdown Women’s Championship in a dumpster

Step 8: Be mean to Becky Lynch

Step: 9 ???

Step 10: HEEL PROFIT

Or just use The D.E.N.N.I.S. System

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