How To Make Friends And Turn John Cena Heel

Abandoned ideas from Project Make Cena No Good

Eh, some people might actually dig this. They’re called “Amy Poehler Fans”

Like I said earlier, turning John Cena has been attempted in the past, with zero results. I was able to uncover some confidential documents from the doomed project, and I found a handful of interesting files that may have been successful if given the time and energy. Here’s a few samples:

- Change his entrance music to “Cult Of Personality” by Living Colour

- Steal Bryan Daniel’s dad’s coffin and drag it behind a car through a cemetery

- Refuse a hug from Bayley

- Drive drunk, like, all the time

- Change his motto from Hustle, Loyalty, Respect to Procrastinate, Infidelity, Neglect

- Put eyeliner on and say he’s “goth”

- Marry a comatose Shane McMahon at a drive-thru wedding chapel in Las Vegas

- Pull off the Curt Hawkins mask

- Insist that Riley was Buffy The Vampire Slayer’s best boyfriend

So what about you? Got any ideas that might finally make John Cena the top heel in the business?

For latest WWE News, spoilers and rumours visit our Sportskeeda WWE section.