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Tim Bur (Josh Alexander), Jim Nasium (Dez), Bill Ding (Trey), and Ray Strack (Wentz) vs. The Rough Riders
Ding and Blanche Ardmore started off, with Ding taking a break early to get in a bit of a shave. Ardmore rocked him with a superkick, leading to Strack tagging in. Cobb leaped in but had a hard time keeping the speedster from flying around the ring.
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Finally, a shoulder block stopped Strack in his tracks. He rolled over to Nasium, who was then met by Mildred Moore. Moore was thrown off by Nasium's gym teacher strategy but managed to toss him across the ring with a tilt-a-whirl headscissors. Tim Bur finally jumped in the fray, meeting Ladybird Johnston.
The powerhouses of the teams met in a head-on collision. Bur's iconic diving ax handle was not enough to bring Johnston to the ground. A double ax handle worked, even earning Bur a two-count. Johnston recovered and battered Bur with chest chops. Bur responded in kind.
Strack tagged in, laying out all four members of the Rough Riders with a series of "side thrust kicks". He bounced around the ring, hitting three of them with a body splash while throwing Ardmore down for a penalty kick to the face.
Strack missed a body splash, however, and was bounced off the mat with some...dangerous-looking maneuver while the Riders knocked off Strack's team.
Results: The Rough Riders win via pinfall.
The $300,000 Man joined Kongo Kong in the middle of the ring. Last week, he offered $2,000 for anyone who could slam the big man. This week, it was upped to $3,000. It was none other than Mr. Atlantis, who stepped up to the challenge.
Atlantis was unable to get Kong up. However, Muscles McGhee (Brian Cage) stepped up to the plate. The Canadian legend rushed the ring. Though the $300,000 said the money was no longer on the table, McGhee said he wasn't doing it for the money. It was the people he performed for.
Kong tried to take him out from behind, but McGhee was able to turn things around, easily bringing Kong up for an explosive body slam. McGhee then stood in the ring with the duffle bag and the Canadian flag.
