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Joseph P. Ryan vs Cousin Jake
Joseph Ryan attempted to throw hands with Cousin Jake, but the big man was just too strong for the former degenerate. Jake bounced Ryan back and forth between the turnbuckles but sent himself flying into the ring post when Ryan dodged his shoulder thrust.
Ryan kept up the pressure, attempting to work over and weaken Jake's left shoulder. He drove Jake's shoulder into the corners before taking him to the mat to wrench it further. Any time Jake managed to get some offense in, Ryan went back to the shoulder, including a great double knee shoulder breaker.
Jake finally managed to dump Ryan on his head with a back suplex and nearly took his head off with a lariat. As Ryan rolled to the floor to get some breath, Jake flew over the top, crashing onto his opponent and sending him into the steel barricade. Jake hit Ryan with a crossbody on the apron, and followed up on the inside with an impressive sit-out deadlift powerbomb.
Joseph Ryan, somehow, managed to kick out at two. Sweet Tooth Music nearly put Jake away. A second one was blocked, but Ryan was able to roll up Jake near the ropes, utilizing the ropes for the win.
Results: Joseph P. Ryan defeated Cousin Jake via pinfall.
We saw some footage of Rosemary sitting at a local bar, berating Taya Valkyrie for not being in the building for her match tonight. Valkyrie said that things weren't right in Slamtown. Her hair isn't curling right, she's wearing sweatpants, and honestly Jordynne Grace makes her sick.
Rosemary was happy to let her know that she wouldn't have to worry about Grace, because she couldn't make the show either. She tried to entice Valkyrie with a nice bloody war with Havok, but she declined. She instead said that when Rosemary won, they'd go on a girl's trip together to make it up to the Demon Assassin. Rosemary agreed.
If you don't love their friendship, you're dead inside.
