Impact Wrestling Results (August 9th, 2019): Several titles on the line, Rhino officially returns to Impact

The North looked to end LAX once and for all tonight
The North looked to end LAX once and for all tonight
It's time for a GORE!! GORE!! GORE!!
It's time for a GORE!! GORE!! GORE!!

The Deaners were at a bar getting "lit" until they were interrupted by the Desi Hit Squad, who said that while they were in the gym getting in shape, Cody and Jake were wasting their day. They attempted to attack the cousins, but the duo easily overpowered them. The Deaners then set their sights on Gama Singh, forcing him to run into the door before bumbling outside.

They celebrated with more beer but were knocked out by the Desi Hit Squad with beer bottles. After that footage, the Deaners cut a promo on how they're only seen as a pair of fun-loving locals. They're tired of being seen as "trash" by those like the Hit Squad, and are ready to take things to a more serious level.

Deaner laid out the three rules of life.

  1. Don't piss in the wind
  2. Don't tug on Superman's cape
  3. Don't come into the Deaner's bar

Next week, they're going to take on the Hit Squad, and this time they're bringing everything they have.


Stone Rockwell vs Nate Madsen

Rockwell overpowered his opponent early on, and caught him coming off the top rope with a crossbody. Rockwell countered it into a spinout backbreaker. The Man of Adventure seemingly had everything in control, but Madsen dropped him with a rolling knee facebuster.

As Madsen continued to beat down Rockwell, he was interrupted by the Man-Beast, Rhino.

Results:No Contest.

Rhino laid out Madsen with a Gore, and shortly after targeted Rockwell next. Rockwell tried to bribe him, but it failed miserably, forcing him to take the Gore as well.

Rhino called out Michael Elgin, claiming that he talks too much trash. Elgin came to the ramp and applauded him for not jumping him from behind. Big Mike said that ever since he stepped foot in Impact, that's all anyone is able to talk about. Everyone that he's stepped in the ring with has been sent to the hospital, including Willie Mack and the Impact World Champion Brian Cage.

Rhino heard enough of his rambling, and met Elgin at the ramp. A hoss fight broke out, with both men delivering heavy-handed blows. Security tried to break them apart but were easily tossed to the side. A second wave of security and referees were able to finally separate them.

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