The Dating Game
What? You think just because we’re flipping his gender we’re gonna flip his sexual orientation, too? Mighty presumptuous of you. Nah, we may be pro wrestling fans, but we’re not ignorant jerks.
So, sure, Jane Cena might hook up with some of the male talent. Tyler Breeze is a fox, and Apollo Crews seems like the nicest guy in the world. Simon Gotch is quite the gentleman, and Dolph Ziggler certainly has the humour game on lock.
Perhaps Jane’s into a sophisticated principality, in which case Bobby Roode would be a great choice, looking particularly royal these days. Or maybe she’s into the dark, brooding, bad boy type. Look no further than the friendless, sleeveless, manwolf that is Baron Corbin. Although if that’s the case, let’s hope she doesn’t put too much stock into hairlines.
But maybe Jane’s into girls. Who are we to assume and judge? Maybe, just like John, she’d be making Nikki Bella sign 220-page contracts so they could date. Maybe she’s looking for a go-getter like Naomi, or Carmella. If she likes a sense of fear in her relationships, perhaps Asuka is the right partner. Maybe she just wants somebody to hug.
Maybe she’s attracted to all of the sexes, maybe none. Maybe it doesn’t matter. (hint: it doesn’t)
