A career outside of the ring
There’s no reason why Jane Cena couldn’t have the same career outside of wrestling. Hosting awards shows and reality competition shows, and even starring in the same movies, except maybe Trainwreck, but that’s strictly due to the corporeal aspects of a particular scene.
So instead of just saying The Marinette, 12 Rounds Of Cosmos, Mommy’s Home, or Sisters, or changing his character’s name to Samantha Cleary or Fred’s Mom, let’s think outside the box.
I guess the big difference at awards ceremonies would be time spent on the red carpet. E! Red Carpet press doesn’t really care what guys wear, but they are super serious about what women wear.
So I imagine Jane would have to spend a lot more time answering the question “Who are you wearing?” hopefully answering “This is a Lana original.” and not “This is a test pattern from Foley & Co.’s Boiler Room line”
No reason to take her off American Grit. In fact, the only thing missing from that show, aside from Grizzly bear ninja attacks, is a cute but rugged host. Grizzly bear ninjas are Grizzly bears that possess ninja-like skills. They’re often found in the forests of reality TV competition shows.
I know I basically said Jane Cena is Supergirl, but I’d rather she played other comic book superheroes and villains. She-Hulk would be perfect, just slather her body in green paint and we’re all set. Powergirl could work, too. In the next Batman series, she could play Poison Ivy, or we could have the first female Bane.
Maybe she plays Two-Face, with cameos from the Bella Twins as Sugar and Spice.
Cena has proved he has excellent comedic timing, so maybe the comedy route is a good direction. A remake of The Ladies Man (the superior Tim Meadows one, not the Jerry Lewis one) called The Mens Lady sounds right up my alley. I’m sure Jane and Paul Feig would get along great and provide us with many solid comedies. Maybe she can be in The Heat 2?
Oooooh, wait! I know! A remake of Brewster’s Millions, (the superior Richard Pryor one, not the Dennis O’Keefe one) where she has to spend 1 billion dollars in 30 days, gaining no assets, in order to get her aunt’s true inheritance of 400,000 billion dollars! I think that’s how inflation works.
Honestly, it’s not easy imagining John Cena as a lady, but it is fun and it would be super rad to see in real life. Anyway, have a stellar day, I have a script I have to go work on now...
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