5 people who have a problem with Roman Reigns right now

You can envisage a boardroom full of suits, slowly turning crimson from the neck up as they try to bend their will to thinking a way out of the Roman Reigns quicksand. Imagine the sphygmomanometers pinging off nuts and bolts as the collective blood pressure of the WWE brass goes off the charts.

Okay, enough with the heavy. So it just seems that the Roman Reigns plague has hit everyone, right? The suspension didn’t help matters any and now it has kind of created some conglomerate of a situation. It has affected numerous people and we are not even scratching the surface. But let’s take a more lighthearted approach on the matter.

5. Seth Rollins

He certainly resembles Cinderella now, but can he write the same ending?

Savage Seth Rollins blasted his former Shield brother on Monday, angrily calling him out on his mistake. Wait one minute. Rollins is a person who obviously feels entitled to things in WWE, and so when he went on the savage train, I’m pretty sure that he didn’t think of the pot calling kettle black now didn’t he?

Facts are facts; it was a little over a year ago that the same consideration was asked on his behalf after his nude photo scandal exploded during an episode of Raw. Did anyone forget about that? Oh, it was swept under the rug, that’s right.

But Rollins, as the entitled spoiled brat, did it anyway because you know why? He knew that could get away with it. To further prove that, his mother Stephanie McMahon just rolled along with the punches. Isn’t she supposed to keep order around here? Nevermind, this WWE. And we all wonder why he has a spoiled attitude.

4. Camera crew

They should be paid extra for all the close ups

Well, the camera crew gets a break from Vince screaming in their ears constantly to make sure their lenses suit Reigns the best way it can. We all know Vince has some kind of obsession with Reigns, right?

I mean, that is many fans think. Reigns is handsome enough that the camera loves him, but he just maybe needs a little work. The irritated and bored look needs to go. It’s like the male version of the resting bitch face.

While the camera crew thinks they get a break, can we please stop with the in and out, in and out focuses when someone is punching the snot out of the other person? Fix that while you can, please and thank you.

3. Smarks

Masterpiece

Yes, you. The ones who waste so much time and energy, spewing out haterade constantly at Reigns.What you mad for? Ambrose is champion, but he’s still being buried because Reigns’ suspension overshadows his reign?

Stop, get over yourself. Anyway, you can have a break now. Vince thanks you for it. Thanks to the quieted boos, he is brainstorming and of course what do you know? Nothing looks to have changed. All the energy and time that was wasted. What a shame.

It’s hard being a wrestling fan, isn’t it? None of us ever get our way. When your favorite gets busted, it’ll be glorious to see those bitch and cry about how their favorite is getting buried. But it’s a party right now for the Reigns haters.

Ugh, what a headache.

2. WWE Creative

Not far off center

Ah yes, the lovely WWE Creative. Many times, we wonder what goes on in that writing room, don’t we?The questions we want to know are astounding. Do they even know how pro wrestling works?

Have any of them ever watched pro wrestling prior to this job? Do they struggle with the fact that the developmental writing team is better than them? If anything, they make their money; it doesn’t matter if they put crap out, right? All the money we spend, it’s going to them regardless if they don’t do right by Reigns or our other favorites. Shame on us.

1. Vince McMahon

He should’ve learnt the first time

The devil in disguise himself and the one who holds the keys to the promise land. Reigns had those keys and yet, he literally threw it all away. He threw them down the drain and for what? Nothing. Nothing at all. And no one crosses Vince McMahon.

If there was any indication to CM Punk’s words that McMahon is out of touch, this would be it. Reigns is neck and neck with Kenny of South Park in terms of being killed. And it’s McMahon’s fault.

According to rumors, if there is any truth to them, we will not see a heel turn that Reigns needs. To further punish and embarrass Reigns, McMahon wants him to continue to fight the losing battle and redeem himself. Throw him out to the piranhas why don’t you?

Maybe we will tune in see if he can make it out alive. Either way, McMahon will make money despite himself. And we all fall for it, so the joke’s on us now.