#2 Apollo Crews and Kalisto vs Dolph Ziggler – 2 on 1 Handicap Match
I have no idea what Dolph is doing these days. I guess he’s a heel now for kicking a dude in the heart that honestly, I’ve kinda wanted to kick before myself.
Not sure why he hates Apollo and Kalisto all of a sudden but whatever, Dolph is very good at putting people over and making them look like a million bucks while doing so, so maybe he’s just challenging himself to do it to two people at the same time?
If anyone needs to go over and look good it’s Crews and Kalisto. Two dudes who on paper are amazing and kids 8-13 should be blackmailing their parents into buying their merch, but can’t connect with a crowd of 1.
I think the only way I could get into those two guys is if they fused together to make some hybrid Crewlisto that wore a mask with just a smiling mouth and gained double flip abilities.
Dolph couldn’t even get a spot in the Chamber this year, but I can’t see Kalisto OR Apollo Crews using the momentum from a win here, so I guess Dolph should win. Although his career these days is so stop-start I don’t see the point to that either.
A win does nothing for anybody in this match so I’m gonna call outside interference from someone exciting. Like maybe The Suicide Spirit Squad help Dolph, which would just be Kenny and Mikey dressed up as the Joker and Harley Quinn, and Curt Hawkins could be Boomerang.
I guess that would make Ziggy their Rick Flag, but he’s got some Killer Frost in him too. It’ll be like a new, more flamboyant Shield!
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