Liverpool
Fixtures: Stoke City(H), Manchester City(H), Sunderland(A)
Buy Gary Neville a good steak
Jurgen Klopp has been involved in a war of words with those dastardly Mancunian Neville brothers over the performances of his new keeper Loris Karius. After Klopp sent a message to the elder brother saying he wasn’t certified to be a pundit because of how badly his managerial stint at Valencia went, Gary Neville responded saying, “I’m not a good chef, but I know a good steak.”
So, Klopp will take it upon himself to set this right once and for all and take Gary Neville out on the town to sample steaks, in the process revealing Gary to be a phoney and calling out his bluff. Having proved that Gary Neville doesn’t know anything about steaks, he would remark – “You know nothing, Jon Snow Gary Neville.”
Metal Santa
He already has the goofy smile. Now imagine Klopp with a red Santa hat over his head. He’s got a grizzled beard to go, too. Now if only he could grab hold of an electric guitar and put on an electric Santa costume, he would make for the most metal Santa ever. With Klopp’s well-known love for heavy metal indulgence in music and football, now might be the perfect time to unleash Santa Klopp.
