Page 3 - Impact Wrestling television results: December 14, 2017

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Joseph and Chandler Park were backstage talking about how their business is booming due to the success of their insurance commercials. Chandler Park says 2018 is going to be the year he becomes a pro wrestler. Joseph Park says the ring is no joking matter and recommends against it to which Chandler replied, "Parks are fighters!"

Moose and James Storm were headed to the ring to call out American Top Team. They weren't happy with them in the slightest.

There was a funny moment when they confused ATT for the telecommunications company and James Storm said his "internet service is crap."

Moose said Bobby Lashley can't beat him in a one-on-one match and Lashley should change his nickname to "B*tch Boy Bobby" which is highly family friendly content. But of course, this got a "B*tch Boy Bobby" chant going.

James Storm told Dan Lambert he respected what he did in MMA, but he didn't like him disrespecting pro wrestling. Then Storm said Lambert is a "pile of poo poo" which was just neat to hear coming from a grown man.

Dan Lambert said Storm has been Impact Wrestling since day one (except for Storm's stint in NXT and well, now because he left the company). Lambert said if they can cut the head off of the snake then Impact Wrestling will sell their snake oil to the mindless sheep which happens to be the fans.

The whole thing ended with Lambert spitting in Storm's face and KM showed up to take a Superkick.