Fantasy Booking a CM Punk WWE Return

More pipe-dream than pipe-bomb
More pipe-dream than pipe-bomb

CM Punk's Manager Does His Job

Ladies and Gentleman, his name is PAUL HEYMAN
Ladies and Gentleman, his name is PAUL HEYMAN

The WWE Universe is absolutely buzzing. CM Punk is back. He actually returned. There are so many questions to be answered. But so much excitement. A man who certainly has some questions is WWE Universal Champion, Seth Rollins.

The next week on Monday Night RAW, he comes down to the ring to demand some answers. He calls out CM Punk.

He waits. The crowd is buzzing, and waiting expectantly. He waits, and waits, and waits, but CM Punk does not come out.

Instead, a very familiar figure comes out. A certain advocate whose client has been vanquished by Seth Rollins. A certain advocate who has had a long and storied association with CM Punk.

CM Punk was one of the first ever 'Paul Heyman Guys'. It seems only fitting that Paul Heyman would be his manager upon his WWE return.

Paul Heyman informs Seth Rollins that CM Punk is on a highly lucrative, part-time contract, and that CM Punk doesn't care about him, the fans, and especially not the fans in the city they are in.

CM Punk has turned heel.

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