Happy Hour!
The twins are joined by, J.J. of Bella, Kathy the Mom, and Overlord John Cena. Cena has dressed in a DC comics villain suit in a bit of foreshadowing, and everyone gets drunk and talks about sex and semen and limp d**ks.
Kathy discusses her sexcapades with Johnny Ace. John Cena says “penis” and Nikki giggles. The Kama Sutra is poorly debated. Quickies are discussed. Brie orders pickles. These are adults with jobs, wearing fancy clothes at an expensive restaurant.
I can only assume Bryan was absent because he couldn’t solve the “shoes or no shoes” mystery of the day.
Later, at Cena’s pool filled with inflatable swans and doughnuts, and some water, Cena mentions that he does NOT love Josie (poor Josie). So Josie bit him on the back of his leg like only Josie could do: harmlessly and kinda cute.
John is having none of it and suggests calling animal control. This is a super human pro wrestler who is 108 times bigger than his assailant and lives surrounded by gators and owns “a lot of guns.”
J.J. has to call Bryan and tell him about the whole thing because living in a new house in order to help a family member, right after being forced to retire then move to where 9-foot alligators roam free, is not enough drama to deal with.
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