Wrestling with words and emotions, some Manatees
At family dinner we hear more discussion, and evidence, of the Twins’ lack of vocabulary and seriously how did they ever hold down any job ever? I’m starting to doubt their reading skills at this point, especially when John has to explain to Nikki what a pronoun is.
She thinks it’s a bigger noun than the others or maybe the word “better” is a pronoun (???). John, and I hesitate to say “sarcastically” because who knows, explains it’s obviously a “professional noun” that uses other nouns to make money or something and Nikki thinks that makes perfect sense.
Brie declares there are “too many words out there” and I declare this episode is the worst.
Right on time, Kathy fixes the JJ problem at dinner by giving him 20% of the company. Everyone seems happy but I don’t know what percentage he already owned, if any. If it was like 5% then that’s pretty dope but what if he owned like 19%?
That’s not much of a promotion, and it’d be even worse if yesterday he owned 25% of the filp-flops and this was just a cold business tactic because Kathy will not be crossed! It doesn’t matter because JJ admits he doesn’t even like wrestling and this was his plan all along, so it was probably a good thing. Smart dude, that JJ.
To close out this mood-deflating episode, Brie takes Bryan on a boat trip to swim with manatees because that’s safe to do in Florida, I guess. Bryan loves it so that just makes everything worse and he says his brain is already wasted away, twice, and now I wanna cry.
Since this show is called Total Bellas and not Saving Danielson, Brie makes his depression all about whether she should retire right there and help her husband or continue on the road to her last match at Wrestlemania because that’s what she’s worked so hard to do.
Every one of us, including Brie, knows that Bryan would never let her miss her match so this is basically a “look at me” moment during a dumb reality show named after her while her husband is emotionally dying right in front of her. Fun show, this Total Bellas.
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