Total Bellas, Episode 4: Bryan's Song

Even Cena was like “This episode is too crappy to stick around”

JJ’s Heel Turn

Johnny Ace is the new JJ Bella.

Oh yeah, Bryan has only been dealing with moving away from his home to help his sister-in-law get back in shape, so she can return to her job, the job that he was forced to retire from, after losing his father, getting called Danny Devito (which, honestly, would be a compliment if it wasn’t a Twins reference), and being bullied by everyone.

So it can’t get any worse, right?

*phone rings*

Bryan: Hello?

Bryan’s doctors: All your hopes and dreams of ever wrestling again are stupid. Come to the offices in Phoenix and we’ll tell it to your face.

To celebrate, the four Bellas proper and Lauren head off to Naples for Kathy’s wedding celebration, so, of course, the family picks now to Bellasplain to Brie that if Bryan’s so depressed they should just have a baby.

Brie told them they’re gonna wait to see how a new medication will work out, before pursuing parenthood because she’s listening to her husband, the patient, and his professional doctors. JJ, who I’m guessing only found out he was going to be a dad a couple months ago, is telling Brie all about the medical benefits of having a kid.

Congrats, Total Bellas, you made me turn on JJ.

I hate this show.

I will give Nikki this: she genuinely seems to have reflected on her fight with Bryan, and feels remorse for giving him a hard time about the house. Baby steps, but absolutely the best part of the episode and the most I’ve liked Nikki the whole, well, ever.

Then she smashed her tea glass in the valet area of the hotel they’re staying at, while getting out of the car and she has now won this episode, fair and square.

Teddy Long snaps when Swerve Strickland's race is brought up HERE

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