Impact Wrestling: United We Stand - Results, Highlights| RVD returns to the ring, Callihan bloodies Havoc

Rob Van Dam was in the main event of Impact Wrestling: United We Stand
Rob Van Dam was in the main event of Impact Wrestling: United We Stand

Impact Wrestling: United We Stand is finally here after a long build-up to the show. The Impact Wrestling PPV taking place on WrestleMania weekend had a strong card as they looked to bring a mixture of nausea and novelty to the show.

Without any more delay, here's what happened at Impact Wrestling: United We Stand.


#1. Jake Crist vs. Dante Fox vs Ace Austin vs Pat Buck vs Johnny Impact - 6 Man Ultimate X Match (Winner earns a future X-Division Title Match)

The #1 Contender's Match for the X-Division Title
The #1 Contender's Match for the X-Division Title

The match began the pay-per-view as the 6 men mixed it up inside the ring all looking to earn an X-Division Title Match.

Impact went for the title early on but was stopped and hit with a Powerbomb by Ace Austin.

Johnny Impact got the closest to grabbing the title but was stopped in his tracks. He went for it again, but Jake Crist hit him with a Superplex. Pat Buck was going for it next but was brought down by Crist again.

Crist hit Impact with a DDT on the outside ramp, as the match continued.

The spots continued to build up as the action spilled to the outside. Ace Austin climbed up to the top of the X structure and jumped all the way off on to the rest of the contenders.

All five men were going for the X, but they fell one by one, with Ace Austin pulling the last two off. Impact hit the Spanish Fly on Dante Fox.

Austin went for the X next and had the best strategy so far as he wrapped his body around the structure heading to the middle. But it was not to be as he was hit with a Cutter by Jake Crist.

Meanwhile, Johnny Impact took advantage of the distraction and got to the X and unhooked it, thereby earning a match for the X-Division Title any time that he wants. The Impact World Champion is the #1 Contender for the X-Division Title.

Results: Johnny Impact won the match and can challenge for the X-Division Title whenever he wants.

#2. Team Impact (Brian Cage, Eddie Edwards, Moose, and Tommy Dreamer) vs. Team Lucha Underground (Aerostar, Drago, Daga and Marty the Moth)

Team Impact vs Team Lucha Underground
Team Impact vs Team Lucha Underground

Team Impact was outnumbered by Team Lucha Underground after Johnny Impact pulled out. However, the spot was filled in last minute by Tommy Dreamer. The arena erupted for Tommy Dreamer.

The tension between Team Impact members was easy to see, with the egos of all three members getting in the way of each other. The match was started off by Aerostar and Eddie Edwards, and their back and forth counters ended in a stalemate.

Tommy Dreamer got into the ring to face Marty The Moth much to the delight of the fans, but Drago came into with a Hurricanrana.

Moose tagged himself in tagging Brian Cage. Cage did not take it well, and the two started to shove each other. Team Lucha took advantage of the confusion with Daga taking out Moose, and then sent him out of the ring and hit the Suicide Dive.

Brian Cage took down three members of the opposition, got into the ring and hit the impressive Tilt-a-whirl Head scissors. He followed it up by picking up Drago to hit a Superplex to the outside onto the rest of the wrestlers.

Dreamer put water into his mouth and then spat into Eddie Edwards' mouth, who then sprayed Team Lucha with it.

Edwards was getting worked in the ring, but Cage got in a neckbreaker and German Suplex. Cage was prepared to finish Daga, but the pin got broken up. Everyone hit their Signature moves in the ring, and Cage looked to finish Daga again. However, he was interrupted by Moose, who hit him a spear.

Tommy Dream hit Moose with a Kendo Stick, and Eddie Edwards hit him with a Suicide Dive.

Inside the ring, Marty hit Dreamer with a Butterfly DDT to pick up the win.

Result: Team Lucha beat Team Impact.

#3. Taya Valkyrie (c) vs. Jordynne Grace vs. Katie Forbes vs. Rosemary - Impact Knockouts Championship

Impact Knockout's Championship
Impact Knockout's Championship

Jordynne Grace, Katie Forbes, and Taya Valkyrie then squared off inside the ring. Valkyrie was able to dump Grace to the outside as well, as she focused on Katie Forbes in the corner.

She forgot to watch her back, and while she was celebrating knocking Forbes out, Rosemary attacked Taya Valkyrie. She threw Valkyrie about like a rag doll, while Grace cam.e back into the ring, and then hit Rosemary with an elbow.

She followed it up with a Vader Bomb for a near fall.

Grace spun Rosemary around and dumped her, but Forbes took advantage and hit Grace with Scissors followed by a Cartwheel and then a pin attempt.

All four women attacked each other in the ring. Forbes picked up Valkyrie, and then tried to pick up Rosemary as well, but was not able to. Instead, she got taken out.

Taya Valkyrie came in and hit Forbes with a German Suplex. Rosemary speared Taya Valkyrie, but Su Young came out and the two brawled on their way to the back.

Jordynne Grace hit Katie Forbes with the Grace Driver, but Taya Valkyrie broke it up and pinned Forbes to retain her title.

Results: Taya Valkyrie beat Jordynne Grace, Katie Forbes and Rosemary to retain her Impact Knockouts Championship

#4. Impact Wrestling vs. MLW: LAX vs. Low-Ki and Ricky Martinez

LAX vs Low-Ki and Ricky Martinez
LAX vs Low-Ki and Ricky Martinez

The two teams postured in the ring for a while, before they connected.

Santana backed up Low-Ki to the corner, but Low-Ki climbed the ropes and put an Armbar on him using the 5-count before breaking it.

Ortiz and Martinez come into the ring, as Ortiz tripped Martinez, who swept Ortiz' legs. Ortiz put Martinez shoulders first into a pin straight from a German Suplex.

Low-Ki hit Santana with a mule kick for a near-fall. Ki stayed on Santana's back, as he twisted his head and neck to cause him pain.

Team MLW worked well as a team, and isolated Santana. However, Santana broke out, reached Ortiz and got the tag. Ortiz came in off the hot tag and hit Martinez with the Dropkick.

Santana hit the Superkick on Martinez, and Ortiz followed up with the Hanging Cutter for the near fall. Low-Ki broke up the fall and then Martinez and Low-Ki combined to hit a Springboard into an Electric Chair.

Ortiz hit Martinez with a Death Valley Driver, and that was it as they picked up the win.

Results: LAX defeated Low-Ki and Ricky Martinez.

#5. Tessa Blanchard vs. Joey Ryan - Intergender Match

Joey Ryan vs Tessa Blanchard
Joey Ryan vs Tessa Blanchard

Ryan was up to his usual antics with the baby oil all over his body before the match started. Trash-talk kicked things off, as the two got ready to mix it up.

Blanchard went for the body-lock, but let go. She came back with an armlock. Ryan reversed and was attempting to get Blanchard to touch his nether regions.

Blanchard sent him into the corner and was about to go for a low blow, but stopped herself. She hit a Codebreaker on him instead, but he got up and sent her out of the ring, where she fell badly.

Ryan looked to use the arm which was hurt and hit her against the ring and the steel guardrail.

They got back in the ring, and Ryan continued to put pressure on her arm.

Blanchard was able to counter and sent Ryan outside. She hit a Suicide Dive on Ryan. They got back in the ring, and Tessa hit him with a Cannonball.

Ryan got back the advantage and went back to the arm. However, Blanchard was not done, as she hit Ryan with an elbow and two Buzzsaw DDTs for a near fall.

Ryan hit Blanchard with the Boobplex, but Blanchard kicked out. Ryan flipped Blanchard after she got a hold of his nether regions using the power only he seems to possess.

Ryan took a lollypop out of his pants and put it in her mouth and then used the distraction to hit Blanchard with a Superkick.

Ryan tried to hit Blanchard with a Superplex, but was unable to connect. Instead, she hit him with the Magnum for the pinfall.

Results: Tessa Blanchard defeated Joey Ryan.

#6. Rich Swann vs. Flamita - Impact X-Division Championship

Rich Swann vs Flamita
Rich Swann vs Flamita

Rich Swann and Flamita squared off for the X-Division Title.

The match was high flying from the get-go, as the pace slowly picked up. Swann jumped to the outside landing on his feet.

Flamita hit Swann with a Dropkick and sent him out of the ring, and then followed him to the outside the only way he knows how.

Flamita hit Swann with a Wrenching Lumbar buster for the near fall.

Swann went for a Phoenix Splash but missed. Flamita hit the 450-Splash but it was only for a near fall. Flamita and Swann went back and forth with fist exchanges between them. The two then started chopping each other across their chests.

Rich changed things up with a kick, and then hit a Springboard Cutter.

Swann dropped Flamita from the top rope and then quickly followed it up with a Phoenix Splash, retaining his X-Division Championship for the night.

Results: Rich Swann defeated Flamita to retain the X-Division Championship

#7. Jimmy Havoc vs. Sami Callihan - Monster's Ball

Jimmy Havoc vs Sami Callihan
Jimmy Havoc vs Sami Callihan

The two started fast, as Havoc sent Callihan out. It looked like Havoc was about to follow him out, but then used a Staple Gun on Callihan's chest. He hit another on the back and then followed by another into his groin.

Callihan grabbed it and broke it, and then attacked Havoc with the ring bell. He brought out garbage cans and chairs into the ring. He busted open Havoc with a chain and then tried to hit him, but Havoc got out of the way.

Callihan hit Havoc with the Garbage can and set him against the Guard Rail. Havoc reversed a move by Callihan and then did a run around the ring only to poke him in the eye. Callihan hit Havoc with a Chair.

Havoc grabbed Callihan's groin. This would have been different if it was Joey Ryan. Callihan went for the eyes of Havoc and then hit a Pile Driver off the Apron. He brought out the Baseball bat and set up the bin.

Callihan got another Stapler but Havoc blocked. He went for a flipping pin, but Callihan resisted and used the stapler on the already busted open head. He then stapled newspapers to Jimmy Havoc's shoulders and head. He then hit Havoc with a low blow. He got out a Frying pan and hit Havoc with it.

Callihan rubbed lemon juice into Jimmy Havoc's injuries. Havoc rubbed sandpaper across Callihan's fingers, mouth, and toes, and threw salt at Callihan's foot. Havoc bit the foot and then hit the Death Valley Driver on to the trash can.

A bag of legos entered the fray as Callihan hit the Piledriver on the legos for one-count cover.

Callihan hit the Piledriver on top of a chair for the win.

Results: Sami Callihan defeated Jimmy Havoc.

#8. Lucha Bros vs. RVD and Sabu - Extreme Dream Match

Lucha Bros vs Sabu and Rob Van Dam
Lucha Bros vs Sabu and Rob Van Dam

The match started with the two teams showcasing against each other as they woke up the crowd. Sabu hit Pentagon Jr and then RVD hit him with a Superkick.

The Lucha Bros sent Sabu and RVD to the outside when they were showboating.

Pentagon Jr was hit by Sabu with two chair shots. RVD and Sabu isolated Fenix in the ring. RVD hit Fenix with an Overhead Kick following Sabu's Clothesline. RVD monkey flipped Fenix into the stratosphere.

Pentagon Jr broke up the pin. Pentagon and Fenix hit a dual Superkick on RVD. This was then followed up by them using each other to hit a splash on RVD.

RVD and Sabu brought in a table but were caught while entering. Sabu and RVD were able to get back control and they positioned the Lucha Bros on the table. Both of them together dived off opposite corners onto the Lucha Bros through the table for near falls.

RVD went to the top rope, but Pentagon hit him with a chairshot to the head dropping him to the outside. The Lucha Bros hit a Spiked Piledriver on Sabu for the win.

After the match, they shook hands in an immense show of respect between the ECW legends and the Lucha Bros.


That's it for today. How did you enjoy the show? Don't forget to leave your thoughts in the comments below.

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