Satirical Scout Report

[Satire] Scout Report: Shahrukh 'Main Hoon Na' Khan

"Absolutely buzzing", "Beyond excited to watch him" - Liverpool fans react as superstar makes debut for club in UCL clash against Atletico

"Needs to be benched", "Always and forever useless" - Fans slam Lionel Messi's Inter Miami teammate despite win against Seattle

"That was utterly stupid from him" - Craig Burley slams Real Madrid man for his 'idiotic' act in 2-1 win against Marseille

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"We ask a bit more from him" - Liverpool manager Arne Slot defends struggling star whose 'performance he liked a lot' in Atletico Madrid win

"Most overrated talent in football right now", "Disappears in every big game" - Fans slam Real Madrid star despite 2-1 Marseille win

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Liverpool fan who got into altercation with Diego Simeone asks hilarious 5-word question after Van Dijk’s late winner vs Atletico

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