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"Probably more than sad" - Enzo Maresca reveals how Chelsea is dealing with Pedro Neto after death of his teammate Diogo Jota

Barcelona Transfer News Roundup: Catalans eyeing Inter Milan ace, club want €50m for Marc Casado, and more - July 4, 2025

Oasis pay tribute to Diogo Jota on opening night of reunion tour after Liverpool star's tragic death

Arsenal star leaves club after deciding to terminate contract: Reports

Manchester United in line to pocket about €10m if former player joins Real Madrid amid recent links: Reports

Chelsea among teams fined by UEFA for breaches in financial rules: Reports

"You risk the entire project unraveling" - Ex-USMNT star believes Lionel Messi potentially leaving Inter Miami would be 'devastating' for MLS

Ousmane Dembele pays honors late Diogo Jota with a touching tribute through goal celebration after scoring for PSG in 2-0 win vs Bayern Munich

"They even tried to dope me" - Allan Saint-Maximin makes shocking claim as he accuses Fenerbahce doctors after leaving Jose Mourinho-led side