Satirical Scout Report

[Satire] Scout Report: Shahrukh 'Main Hoon Na' Khan

“That would be a worry” - Tore Andre Flo reveals why he’s concerned about Chelsea signing Victor Osimhen

Sir Jim Ratcliffe ready to sell one of his clubs in order to finance a full takeover of Manchester United: Reports

"When the road is dark, he's the light", "Deserves a statue" - Fans praise Manchester United star after their win against Athletic Club

“He said it when Inter were 2-0 up” - Zvonimir Boban shares prediction from Fabio Capello that came true during Barcelona vs Inter

"Please don't play him", "How does this guy start" - Barcelona fans unhappy with star's showing in 3-3 draw against Inter Milan

Barcelona dealt blow as star player gets subbed out after picking up knock in UCL S/F against Inter

"Finding his form at the right time", "Back in business" - Fans praise Chelsea star after 4-1 win against Djurgarden in UECL clash

"The most decisive player in the world" - Inter Miami star provides honest reponse when asked if team is too dependent on Lionel Messi

Cristiano Ronaldo's Al-Nassr make decision regarding manager Stefano Pioli's future at the club next season: Reports