Inappropriate NFL fantasy football team names to consider before 2025 season

If you think your fantasy football team is ready to roll for the 2025 season, think again, because if you haven’t picked a killer name, are you really ready? The final boss move after your draft is locking in a team name that turns heads, gets laughs, or just totally roasts your opponents.

Let’s face it, your roster might fumble Week 1, but your fantasy name? That’s forever. From puns to pop culture jabs, it’s all fair game when it comes to fantasy football team names. Whether you're riding with Patrick Mahomes or got stuck with Breece Hall again, there’s a twisted, genius name waiting to be born.

Some owners go with "TBD" until their star emerges. Others drop hilarious shade, to their underachieving squad. Bottom line is don’t be the boring guy in the league with “John’s Team.” It’s 2025. Be clever. Be wild. Be a fantasy legend… at least in the group chat. Here are some inappropriate fantasy football team names to help you do just that:

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Most inappropriate fantasy football team names

All Balls No Dick

Amari Pooper

Armed Rodgery

BackfieldPenetration

Bad Mother Tucker

Ballz Deep

Big Dak Energy

Big TDs Win

BJ Moore

Booty-Chasers

Brees Nutz

Bustin’ Jefferson

CeeDeez Nutz?

Christian Mingle

Clappin' Cheeks

Cummanders

Dakin’ Off

Deshaunerable Discharge

Elite Mother Tuckers

End Zone Holes

End Zone Intruders

Faulk Off

Fournettecation

Fournettecators

Gimme Some TDs

Going to the TD Bar

Hangin' With Amari Cooper

Hold My Vick!

Hung Just Like a Bronco

Hurts So Good

I Like big TD's

Don't Kirk off to your cousins

JefferSon of a Gun

Bijan's Bussy

Busty Boyz

Austin Pooper

Conner of the bed

Dak Bressgot

Nick AssFoles

Breez Nuts

Myles Jack Off

Jared JerGoff

Carson of a gun

Fart off

I Like It When It Hurts

I Like Turtles

Jack Goffs

Jimmy G-String

JJ Twatt

Joe Buck Your Self

Josh JackOffs

Just the Tua Us

Kamara Sutra

Kissing Cousins

Kiss My End Zone

Kupp My Balls

Leonard FournettePlay

Life’s a Mitch

Morning Woods

Multiple Scoregasms

My Ball Zach Ertz

My Dak In A Box

No Fournette Play

OBJ A Day Keeps the Doctor Away

OnlyFants

Pervy Panthers

Raunchy Raiders

Red Zone Raiders

Reverse Cowboys

Robert Gives Me Woods

Sackful of Balls

Sacks in the City

San Francisco 69ers

Saquon Deez Nuts

Scoregasm

She Drives Me Nutz

Show Me Your TD's

Sith Happens

Spread 'Em Eagles

SuckaDitka

Sucks at Fantasy

Suck My Chubb

TD's and Double D's

The Ballers

The Dirty Diggs

The Jimmy G Spot

Thielen Up Your gal

TimeToSee Tit Tans

Titsburgh Feelers

Tre DeFlowers

Tua Girls, One Kupp

TwoBalls&aGal

Under the InfluWentz

Vick is Itchy

Watson Your Wallet

Wendell’s Got Smallwood

Zay My Name

50 Shades of Trey