Another Reason to Hate Lollapalooza

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCO-8B33zxg&feature=player_embedded

When I saw The Hot Glove post this clip on Twitter, I giggled like Mike Martz does when he watches Jay Cutler’s footwork. If you didn’t read my post last week about why Lollapalooza sucks, feel free to check it out…http://chicitysportsfan.com/wp/2011/08/lollapalooza-2011-nah-i%E2%80%99m-good/.

Lollapalooza aka Clusterfuck 2011. You can have that nonsense, I’ll stick to small venue shows where I can enjoy the music.

I hate the whole concept of it, and this video does nothing but hammer home my point to the 78,274,914 people who go walk around in mud, get sloppy drunk, make fools of themselves, fall down like Deena from Jersey Shore, & hope to see what they think is their favorite band. They don’t know for sure, because they can’t get within a mile and a half of the stage. Unless of course, your dumb-ass went a week early to find seats. How did that work out for you by the way?

What kind of cargo pants wearing douche who plows over two poor girls like that? Was this blacked out fuckhead pretending to be Brian Urlacher?

What’s almost as bad is how this guy runs. He looks like Red from Friday after Debo took his chain.

The only cool part about this was the Zach Galifianakis looking fool taking the guy’s hat immediately after. I found it funny because the dude is wearing jean shorts. Who still wears jean shorts anyway besides John Cena?

The lesson as always, don’t ever go to Lollapalooza. Besides being around millions of people who smell like shit and haven’t showered in three days, you might have some asshole run you over. Sounds like an awesome time, doesn’t it?!

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