LeBron Takes A Sheet

If you are planning on buying LeBron’s Sheets Energy Strips, kick yourself in the ass.

I’ll give LeBron James some credit (shocking, I know), he has spent his summer apparently working on his post game with Hakeem Olajuwon. Even it’s about 6 years tool late, at least he actually gives a shit about working on his game. Will it ever translate to winning a championship? It better happen before Dwyane Wade’s legs give out on him, and before Wade becomes a fashion model.

Why I follow James on Twitter is beyond comprehension. I usually skip over his silliness when I’m checking my timeline because when he isn’t re-tweeting his website’s handle, he’s asking where Wade is. However, I stumbled upon a tweet from LeBrick that said…

“Man on man I’m tired! Ya’ll know what time it is. @TakeaSheet.”

Take a Sheet is the new energy strips that James is using Twitter to help market. They are flavored strips with caffeine and vitamins that will be sold in malls and stadiums throughout the country. It’s one thing for James to produce a shoe every year that is one of the worst on the market, but now this?! I’d rather have someone take a shit in my mouth, than take this garbage. I would also bet anything that the supply of energy doesn’t last as long as Fruit Stripe gum. The only thing I’m curious about it if James got Wade’s permission before he agreed to market these?

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