Arsenal is insulting Gonzalo Higuain by going after Luis 'sociopath' Suarez

Luis Suarez

Disclaimer: The opinion stated is that of the writer and not that of Sportskeeda.

I’m still dumbstruck that we’re weighing up a move for “Dracu-Luis” Suarez at all, not to mention that it’s a bid of £30m. Maybe even £35m. I just can’t fathom it, and I certainly don’t want that biting racist to be a Gunner. He doesn’t deserve it. Not after insulting Evra, refusing to shake his hand, and otherwise acting as if he was the victim.

I think he might be a sociopath, a term that is uglier than it sounds because of its similarity to and association with “psychopathic”. Sociopaths are characterized as manipulative, conniving, grandiose, dishonest, callous, among other qualities.

Some sociopaths are completely and utterly pleasant people to be around because they’re smooth. Most, however, lack genuine sincerity, and they believe that rules don’t apply to them and are surprised when held accountable for transgressing those rules.

So it seems to be with Suarez. His defense of his racial abuse of Evra amounts to this:

“In my country, ‘negro’ is a word we use commonly, a word which doesn’t show any lack of respect and is even less so a form of racist abuse. Based on this, everything which has been said so far is totally false. I will carry out the suspension with the resignation of someone who hasn’t done anything wrong and who feels extremely upset by the event.”

Self-serving, self-pitying, refusing to accept any responsibility…sociopathic. This idea of “in my country…” is complete and utter hogwash.

Even if it is acceptable to use the word in Uruguay, he wasn’t in Uruguay at the time. As the saying goes, when in Rome, do as the Romans do.

In my country, we drive on the right-hand side of the road. Should I ever make it to London, I should at least be open to driving on the left. That’s just for starters, of course. Put it another way: if you offend someone accidentally, you apologize. That’s just how it goes.

I’m not here to delve into the in’s and out’s of Suarez’s candidacy.

I’m more worried about how this affects our pursuit of Higuaín. Among other possibilities, maybe we’re tweaking Peréz’s nose by launching a bid for a striker that they want because they’re dragging their heels on a striker we want.

Maybe we’re thumbing our noses at Peréz by launching a £30m bid for Suarez to belittle his apparent request that we increase our £23m bid on Higuaín.

Spite, however, is rarely a strong negotiating tactic. Most troubling of all, we might be serious in a potential bid for Suarez. In any case, splashing £30m would hardly convince Peréz to agree to that £23m figure even if Suarez is a brilliant scorer. He’s also a ticking time-bomb. Let Peréz or Guardiola have him.

The fall-out from this bid, whether it’s strategy or not, is only bound to complicate our pursuit of Higuaín. I know it’s wise to have a few irons in the fire, and I’m sure Gonzalo is a big boy who understands the vicissitudes of the silly season, but I’m embarassed.

He must feel a bit insulted. If we had been linked with, say, Robert Lewandowski, a player without Suarez’s, er, pedigree, the message might be a little different. The current message to Higuaín is this: someone at Arsenal rates a biting, diving racist higher than you.

Here’s what I recommend then (both to assuage Higuaín’s ego and to seal the deal with Peréz)- boost our bid to £28m.

After all, we’ve apparently just proven that we’re willing to spend. Without sounding too glib about other people’s money, what at the end of the day, is the difference between £23m and £28m? Yes, yes, I know the math. I’m referring to how much Arsenal is really going to notice that £5m, especially when Higuaín starts scoring goals.