Live Blog: The funny side of the Transfer Deadline day

Disclaimer: Almost all the things mentioned here have either not happened or will not happen. This is simply a work of fiction and is meant to be in jest. Having said that, if one of our goofy predictions do end up being real, we will be willing to take full credit for it.

This has to be the worst ITK ever!

Ed Woodward meets Manchester United fans this morning at Old Trafford ahead of a busy day

Manchester United try to shroud their mystery signing. Wonder who it could be!

The importance of the Transfer Window for football fans

Nani to sign for Fulham?

Arsenal fans after hearing that Ozil could sign for them tonight!

True story…

David Moyes’ latest signing!

Manchester United fans voice their concerns!

BREAKING: Marouane Fellaini arrives at Old Trafford for medical

Credits @bbcsporf

Just in! Mesut Ozil posts an Instagram photo of him, clearly delighted at joining Arsenal.

1 hour ago

Confirmed: Arsenal sign Mesut Ozil.

1 hour ago

Gareth Bale gets a belly rub from Florentino Perez

Meanwhile at Old Trafford…

2 hours ago

Pato feels he is missing out

3 hours ago

What will happen when Real Madrid win a trophy…

Worst ITK ever. pic.twitter.com/sslNOVfcxh

— Stupid Football (@StupidFootball) September 2, 2013

Manchester United trying to keep their new signing a secret #MUFC #EFC pic.twitter.com/AsnZASs9db

— Manchester Utd News (@MUFCBulletin) September 2, 2013

Women have Valentines Day Men have Transfer Deadline Day — Jay Cartwright (@J_CartwrightNOT) September 2, 2013

BREAKING: Nani spotted outside Craven Cottage!! pic.twitter.com/mLLgTIS8LR — TheSPORTBible (@TSBible) September 2, 2013

The Arsenal fans dealing with the news they are close to signing Ozil and possibly Di Maria and Demba Ba… pic.twitter.com/OHPdK3EKr1 — John NOT Terry (@BigJohnTerry) September 2, 2013

Rooney plays for Moyes, Flamini is at Arsenal, Mourinho at Chelsea, Kaka at Milan & L’pool at the top of the table The time machine worked. — K Khuldune Shahid (@khuldune) September 2, 2013

David Moyes’ latest signings pic.twitter.com/lAiwHulMGn — Kingslayer (@engineeratlarge) September 2, 2013

36 what you buffoon? 36 pints of eagle semen? 36 miles of the M5? 36 infants? what? RT @GuillemBalague: United have offered 36 for Herrera — Worried sheep (@Worryingmysheep) September 2, 2013