9 instances that prove Zlatan Ibrahimovic is secretly a ninja

#2 Zlatan hates Guardiola but can kill for Jose Mourinho

Zlatan has admitted time and again that he hates Pep Guardiola and loves Mourinho. While unlikely, it is very much possible that Zlatan’s ordeal as a child might have something to do with it.

As mentioned in the great Zlatan’s ‘true’ origin story, Zlatan’s ninja sensei Jo Che Mo Inho, who was very similar to Jose Mourinho in personality, was embarrassed in a duel by rival samurai group leader Pe Pe Gard I Ola, who was very obsessive, exactly like Pep Guardiola .

Here’s video evidence showing Zlatan talking about both men.